Our TG Caption

Larry stares at the lamp for a while wondering if it could actually be the real thing. Eventually he tries his luck and starts rubbing the lamp to which you respond by bursting out of the lamp in all your genie glory.

"Holy S***! It's real!? It's really Real!?" Larry is almost dumbfounded by the sight of you.

"That is correct master! I am the genie of the lamp! What are your three wishes so I may grant them!"