Well standing by the door you start thinking out loud. "If we don't start getting more business this place is gonna close down. I wish we could make this bar popular and maybe get some actual girls to come I'm sick of throwing out all those drunk guys." As you finish your sentence a plum of smoke comes out of your bag and forms a genie that no one other than you seems to notice.
"Very well master your wish shall be granted!"
You look on in shock. "Wait a second your actually a genie? that Lamp had a real genie!?"
"Yes my master and I'm am hear to grant you three wishes" "Awesome I think I'll wis..." The genie Interrupts you. "And now I shall grant your first wish." "Wait what?" Then the genie lets out a flash of light and the bar transforms. It becomes bigger, flashier, and full of hot women most them in there early 20's to mid 30's.
"What did you do?" you ask the genie.
"I merely fulfilled your wish with a little twist for fun. I've made this a lesbian bar so it would be full of more women or only women really, and then to make sure the bar is successful I made about a quarter of the adult women in this town Lesbian or Bisexual I also made sure they were attractive cause I'm just that nice a guy."
"Well what about me? I can't just work as a bouncer at a Lesbian bar! I'm a guy!!"
"Oh don't worry my master I already thought about that, just look down."