Our TG Caption

"Come down come down babe. You just became the envy of any other man. I love it so much. Just carry them for a while."

"For a while? Can you imagine how uncomfortable they are? You can just look at them, but I have to live with them!", you exclaim.

"Lets take a seat on the couch"

You try to navigate to the couch, without hitting any stuff. You sit down, trying to find a comfortable sitting position.