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You feel a chilly wave travel through you as you put the medallion around your neck, it then tightens to disallow it from being removed. A glowing die with eight sides appears in your hands.

You hear the following in what you can only assume is the voice of Tymora herself: "Roll a 1, you become rich. Roll a 2, you get a stitch. Roll a 3, you'll become unheard. Roll a 4, you'll shrink a third. Roll a 5, I'll let you go. Roll a 6, I'll capture that gnome. Roll a 7, you'll get a magic pearl. Roll an 8 you'll be a girl.

Without even thinking you feel yourself roll to die.