Our TG Caption

All of a sudden a huge explosion busts a hole in the wall, it’s.. its.. (you can’t believe it) GREG!! “Greg!!” You exclaim, “what?? How??” “I’ll explain later. “ he says while he quickly takes you by the hand and pulls you aboard his... SPACE PIRATE SHIP!!! “HOW IN THE-“ you are cut off by Greg’s hand covering your mouth, “I’ll explain, but first we need to escape. Greg runs to the wheel and begins to steer the boat dodging missiles and bullets from transformers. It’s only then you notice the crew... you see an African American woman, a cyborg giraffe with a blunt, an anime character with an anime girl, and farmer Bob. Before you could make out the rest of the people there Greg spins the ship in a 360 to avoid being hit. You stumble and hit your head knocking you unconscious.