Our TG Caption

The next day you answer your door to find a gorgeous woman on your porch.

“Um...can I help you?”

“Like, hi! So I’m your neighbor Regina! I think I saw you leave this lamp over at my place yesterday so here you go!”

“Wait...Russell?”

“Ew, what kind of name is Russell? I’m Regina, silly! I’ve lived here for years.”

It seems that Russell is no more. But man is she hot now.