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Just before she opens the door, you quickly summon a pack of cards, each card possessing a specific feature of her mind or body. When she opens the door, you say you have something cool to show her, and ask to come in. Once you have sat down on her sofa, you explain:
"I found this deck of magic cards that will randomly change anything about you! Would you like to play a game with them?"
Thanks to your previous assertions, she does of course agree. You set out five cards, face down, in front of her and ask her to pick one.