The wave only hit you as your outfit begins to change. To you it looks like a genie costume, but that couldn’t be right? Yeah, sure you don’t have the most conventional “lamp”, but just because your lamp is a remote doesn’t make you any less of a genie. You look a new master who seems to be reaching for your remote.
“I’m the genie of the remote. You have three wishes.”
“Does the remote still work?”
“Ah, just because I’m a genie doesn’t mean my vessel is anything special. That thing has never worked.”
“Huh?”
Your master seems confused.