Our TG Caption

You rub the lamp, and to your disappointment, a genie comes out. You've always wanted a normal, non-magical lamp with no genies inside, and though that this might have been your chance. But then you realize - this is the perfect opportunity! You face the genie, and proudly explain.

"I wish this was a normal lamp!"

The genie looks at you. Then seems to look past you. Then seems to die a little inside, before silently granting your wish. Congrats! You are now the proud owner or a regular lamp.