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The waiter comes near you and say :
"- Girl, this table is already occupied. The man who ate here should come back from the bathroom very soon to pay. I can give you another table if you want."
You realise that the waiter think you're a new customer. You think about leaving but this would look fishy.
In any case, since the waiter won't see you coming back from the bathroom, he'll quickly think you left without paying !