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Guy Fieri storms in the front door, and without hesitation steps behind the counter.
You're not sure what to say, as he lovingly grabs your breasts and begins to cook them into the perfect chicken breast dish.
"Order up!", he says as he passes this work of art to a hungry patron.
Guy then seductively whips out his hot dog, a perfectly warm and cheese stuffed wiener, and invites you to try it.
"But do you have any cond-", you ask but guy puts a finger over your mouth reassuringly.
"My dear, I always have condiments", he says.
Before you can say anything else he slides his meat between some buns and perfectly seasons it with his condiments.
As you put Guy's wiener into your mouth you feel the center explode as it's contents fill your mouth. You are consumed with pure ecstasy as you swallow this cheesy goodness.
His work complete, Guy senses that he is needed elsewhere in the world. He gives you a final farewell and soars out the kitchen window, gone to bring another fortunate soul to Flavortown.