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The virus apparently turns you into a neko cat girl, and for some reason, people across the globe are rejoicing, and want to become a cat girl, so they can masterbate or marry their best friend, we still advise against contact with infected, despite this, out editor Dave jumped into a crowd of catgirls and is licking the glass outside the studio as we speak. You finish watching the broadcast, and have conflicted excitement.