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You found yourself on the floor. You try checking your pockets but find that you don't have any.

Instead you find a feather duster in your hand.

"'Zis 'eez?" You quickly cover your mouth noticing your heavily induced french accent.

You begin panicking, as you forgot that your maid was supposed to come today. You were about to get up, but were surprised when you heard your a voice.