Our TG Caption

Your body contorts, though oddly is doesn't seem to hurt. Seeing your reflection in a nearby puddle, you realize that you have been turned into a scientifically inaccurate Tyrannosaurus Rex. You question whether this actually counts as turning into a bird, especially since none of the pigeons seem to understand you, still, instead running away in fright. You begin to suspect that this Genie Lamp is screwing with you.