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Out the window you see your short-tempered neighbor, Earl, fists clenched, more pissed off than the time you let your lawn grow over 4 inches tall.
"You stole my lamp, you thieving prick! I've spent the past 5 hours looking for that thing! Didn't I teach you a lesson the last time you stole from my property?" Earl exclaims.
You close the blinds, but you can still hear Earl screaming even through the window.
"Don't try to block me out you cunt! You're supposed to be the one listening to me! Give me back my property or I'm calling the cops!"
You peek through the blinds to see Earl whipping out an old Nokia phone you didn't even know he had, and he looks quite serious. His shouting echoed throughout the whole neighborhood, everyone from across the street are staring. The situation is very tense, and you need to respond to Earl's outburst.