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You decide to head back to the 70’s. You guys figured it would be cool to see what it was like. Plus it’s not like you’ll get stuck there forever. You begin to spin round and round as you travel throughout time. When you finally stop you feel queasy and try to walk but fall. Your caught by a man who looks remarkably like Paul. “Paul” you say to him. “Oh my god is that you!” He says back. “Of course it’s m-“ you finally hear your own voice as you speak. “Oh my god, my voice!” You yell. “I- I- I’m a girl!” “Not just any girl” Paul says. “We’re my parents!” Paul’s mom was always the hottest of all the neighborhood moms. As a kid you teased Paul about it. You always wanted to sleep with her, atleast when you were a teen, but never be her. You could tell that she was in her prime just by looking at her now though. You’d never seen her this hot. “The year is 79” says Paul. “We’re six years before either of us were even born” you two decide to head home from the disco. Paul is able to navigate to his childhood home. Paul’s parents at this point were 22 and had only been dating about a year and a half and just started living together. Since Paul’s mom had nowhere to live after school. Paul’s mom Linda (now you) had just finished her nursing degree and got a job at the local hospital. While Paul’s dad John(now Paul) was getting his law degree. The house was John’s parents before they passed in a car crash. After a nights rest you come to the realization that you have to give birth to Paul. “Hey uh- well I guess I should call you Linda now” Paul says. It seems he’s come to the same realization. “Yeah I know” you reply. “So you are going to, right?” He asks. “I don’t know Paul, I don’t want this life. I can’t live like this, I don’t have it in me.” You say. “DAMNIT!” He yells. “YOUR GONNA HAVE TOO! I TRIED BEING NICE BUT IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY! You can’t erase me from existence!” He yells at you. It seems Paul has snapped. “I-“ he cuts you off “No’ it’s happening.” He says “I don’t care what you want. If you don’t want to I’ll have to do things you don’t want me to do. I’ll give myself an older sibling right now if you don’t shape up. So what’s it gonna be huh? Live out Linda’s life, or I force you too.” You can’t overpower him it’s useless. He has pinned against the sofa. Looks like you’ll have to choose.