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I cannot ignore your wish, but part of my wish-granting-rules order me to protect the person wishing. And since your enemies are even more than you think, just granting your wish will leave you dead, I have to twist it somehow so that they don't kill you!! You have to make amends with them somehow!! I'm sure they'll get tired of you after a while. Worst case scenario, they'll just take you with them as a prize.