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BREAKING NEWS
In a recent string of events a strange pandemic of unknown origin has begun affecting the planet. This virus causes those afflicted to dissappear into thin air, leaving their clothing strangely on the ground. However, the infected individual is somehow still alive, but instead of being visible to the naked eye, they are now ghost girls.
Now, While we are unsure as to how the virus is able to turn humans into ghost girls, we do know that the virus strangely spreads through fear, meaning that we advise that you SHOULD NEVER BE SCARED under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Yet despite our advice however, 50% of the planet has already become ghost women, so please, never give into fear, AT ALL.
"Huh?! What's that?!" Says the newscaster in a state of worry. Apparently a ghost had entered the news station wielding a knife. The newscaster pleads, "Please, ST00OOOOP! AAAAAAGGGH!" The newscaster then vanishes into thin air, leaving nothing but clothes behind, and before you choose to turn off the tv, the newscaster, now a sexy ghost woman, states, "J0IN US!!!"
You then turn off the TV.