Our TG Caption

While walking home your back somehow tears open despite there only being a case with a disc in it in the bag.

(Oh no you dropped your brand new £2.59 game :( and also that 5p you spent on the bag is now wasted since it lasted less than a few hours and couldn't even do the one thing it's supposed to, you could have just brought your own bag or better yet carry the game it's just a case your not that weak right? ...right?)