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Despite all that's happened, your mind is set on selling that goddamn lamp if it's the last thing you do. You're worried that your customers are getting bored and are leaving. You don't care about the other 2 wishes, all that matters to you is that Earl is out of the way and that you can finally make a quick buck.
You urge the genie to return into his lamp, "Come on, come on, get back inside."
"But I've only granted you 1 wish!" the genie pleads,
"Don't care lol," you quickly retort.
The genie returns to the lamp, confused and mildly let down.
"Hey Earlene, mind helping me sell off this lamp?" you asked her.
"Of course! Anything to help my loving neighbors!" she chimed.
You hand her the lamp and have her stand on your front lawn to advertise the lamp to the passersby. Eventually, a black Audi pulls over and a sharply dressed man in a tuxedo steps out and approaches you and Earlene.
"Hey handsome, wanna buy this super-cool lamp we found?" greeted Earlene.
"Why hello there my love, what an interesting lamp you've got there. How much for it?" Asked the man.
"As much as you're willing to pay," you respond.
The man starts writing you a $100,000 check. He asks if she's your girlfriend and you say no. He hands you the check.
"Hey sweetheart, want to go out somewhere tonight?" the man asks Earlene.
"In that car? Of course! I'd love to." Earlene responds and waves you goodbye.
They both get into the car and drive away, leaving you alone with $100,000. You may not have been able to stay with Earlene for very long, but at least you made a lot of money. You feel a sense of self-worth and pack up everything, watch TV, and go to sleep. Mission accomplished.
You urge the genie to return into his lamp, "Come on, come on, get back inside."
"But I've only granted you 1 wish!" the genie pleads,
"Don't care lol," you quickly retort.
The genie returns to the lamp, confused and mildly let down.
"Hey Earlene, mind helping me sell off this lamp?" you asked her.
"Of course! Anything to help my loving neighbors!" she chimed.
You hand her the lamp and have her stand on your front lawn to advertise the lamp to the passersby. Eventually, a black Audi pulls over and a sharply dressed man in a tuxedo steps out and approaches you and Earlene.
"Hey handsome, wanna buy this super-cool lamp we found?" greeted Earlene.
"Why hello there my love, what an interesting lamp you've got there. How much for it?" Asked the man.
"As much as you're willing to pay," you respond.
The man starts writing you a $100,000 check. He asks if she's your girlfriend and you say no. He hands you the check.
"Hey sweetheart, want to go out somewhere tonight?" the man asks Earlene.
"In that car? Of course! I'd love to." Earlene responds and waves you goodbye.
They both get into the car and drive away, leaving you alone with $100,000. You may not have been able to stay with Earlene for very long, but at least you made a lot of money. You feel a sense of self-worth and pack up everything, watch TV, and go to sleep. Mission accomplished.
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