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Your roommate knocks on your door with a concern look on his face. He is holding the lamp is his hand. He is sweating very heavily and seemed to be on edge. He quickly tells you the lamp held a genie and long story short, your roommate wasted his first two wishes on stupid stuff and used his last wish to give him "a female Midas touch". He asks you to rub the lamp and summon the genie and try to fix the problem he has caused. He tells to try to avoid physical contact with him.