Our TG Caption

Earl rubs the lamp with a cigarette.
A genie pops out and introduces himself, "Greetings, I am the genie of the— Oh god not that asshole, greeeaaatt. So yadyada,you get three wishes but you never do so that who cares-"
"Wishes!? You mean this whole time you can grant wishes!?" Earl says surprised.

"Well, yeah, if you just waited a-"

"Great!" Earl gives you an evil grin. "Boy, do I have plans for you...."