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You know that in order to fly properly, a bird must have wings and a tail, so you select both options and confirm the change. As soon as you do, your back feels like it is being pulled off of your body. As you strain and grunt through the discomfort, your back explodes with brown eagle feathers. A few continue downwards, creating a massive tail behind you. However, that is not the end. You failed to take into account that birds need giant muscles and hollow bones to be able to fly. As your tail is finishing, your skeleton is in agony as it transfers bone to your back to create two new appendages. Your chest is also increasing in size, until your chest looks like someone put pillows under your shirt. Finally, after your wings are done, your eyes adapt to flight. You no longer need to blink with your human eyelids, you slide a membrane across them to protect them. They also appear more avian and are able to see further. Standing up, you look at your body and realize how much about you has changed. Your bones are weaker, your chest is massive, you are covered in feathers, and you have a pair of wings and a tail.