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The further in you go, the thicker the scent of cinnamon pretzels and sugary coffee becomes, clinging to the air like static. Neon signage glows above storefronts like lures, calling out deals and discounts and promises of self-reinvention. You pass a kiosk peddling glittering phone cases and another stacked high with LED toys, the vendors barely looking up as you move by.

Then—there she is.

She steps out of a boutique, hands full of pastel-colored shopping bags, her pace brisk but aimless, like she’s wandering without a destination but still proud of the journey. Late twenties, maybe. Hair a sensible brown pulled into a no-nonsense ponytail. No makeup beyond a smudge of lip balm. Her clothes are practical: flats, dark jeans, a lightweight jacket with no frills. The kind of person who buys a dress because it “works in multiple seasons.”

She almost walks past you.

But you don’t let that happen.

You lean against a pillar, half-hidden between a frozen yogurt stand and a massage chair station, and tilt your head just slightly as she passes. You don’t raise your voice. You don’t need to.

“She’s always had fluff for brains—makeup, boys, and outfits. That’s just who she is.”

The world pauses—not for her, not for the crowds swirling around you, but for you. A hush, internal and absolute. You feel the pivot, the slow, unseen tilt of reality adjusting to your suggestion like a theater crew changing the backdrop mid-performance.

The woman stumbles slightly, like she forgot what she was doing. Her gaze drifts toward a shop window lined with sequined dresses, and her lips part in a soft, delighted gasp.

And then… the transformation finishes sliding into place.

Her hair is suddenly platinum blonde, curled and glossy with a big, flirty bounce that looks like it came from an expensive blowout. Her outfit? Nothing practical remains. Now it’s a pink crop top that clings playfully, paired with a skirt that swishes around her bare legs like cotton candy fluff. A tiny purse dangles from one wrist. She blinks long lashes—fake, but flawlessly applied—and her lips are glossy, pouty, parted as though she’s halfway through an adorable thought she hasn’t quite finished.

She sways slightly as she walks, not because of her heels—they’re tall, but she's a natural in them—but because that’s just how she is. Her thoughts drift like perfume: soft, sweet, and just a little empty.

“O-M-G,” she says to herself, stopping to take a selfie near a floral wall installation. “This lighting is so good. Like, wait—hold on—sooo good.”

She giggles to no one in particular, tapping on her phone screen with long, neon-pink nails. You watch her try to remember what store she was heading to next, clearly distracted by a display of glittery handbags in the window across from her.

Everything about her—the way she walks, the way she frowns in confusion as she tries to remember whether she owns a belt in lavender, the way she chews on a straw that somehow found its way into her mouth without a cup attached—it all screams of a mind focused entirely on superficial joys. Makeup tutorials, text threads with hot guys, the thrill of finding the perfect shoes on sale.

And she’s always been this way. Ask her friends—they’d tell you she’s bubbly, sweet, just a little ditzy but always dressed to kill. Ask her teachers from high school—if they even remember her—and they’d recall how she doodled hearts around boys’ names and couldn’t stop talking during class about glitter eyeliner.

She walks right past you, smiling at a stranger with a casual “Hi!” like she knows half the mall. And as she disappears into another boutique, absorbed instantly in the swirl of colors and crop tops, you feel that familiar sensation wash over you again—satisfaction. The world obeyed. It adjusted. And now, it believes.

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She’s just stepped out of a boutique, arms full of pastel shopping bags, the kind with gold lettering and tissue paper fluffed to perfection. She’s maybe twenty-two, wearing a cropped tank and high-waisted jeans that hug her in ways she knows are flattering. Her hair is practical, her stride efficient. There’s purpose in her step, probably headed home to unpack, file receipts, maybe update her budget spreadsheet. Smart. Responsible. A woman with goals.

You tilt your head, watching.

It’s all there—the bones of someone different. The potential is soft, bright, giddy. Buried under spreadsheets and self-discipline. Just waiting for someone like you to give it shape.

You walk closer, close enough to catch the scent of her conditioner—something citrusy and mature. She glances at you, polite, detached, then looks ahead again.

She doesn’t know yet.

You speak, quietly, not to her directly, but to the world around her:

“She’s always been a total airhead. Just a bubbly little brain full of lip gloss, boys, and pink stuff.”

And reality listens.

It always does.

There’s no flash. No thunder. Just a second—one heartbeat—where the air tightens, like the world’s holding its breath. And then…

She giggles.

It bubbles up out of nowhere, soft and silly, as she turns in a little circle, almost losing grip on her bags. Her brows lift in surprise—then immediately forget why. She tugs one strap higher on her shoulder and lets out a breath through a glossy pink pout you know wasn’t there ten seconds ago.

“Ohmigod, these shoes are so cute,” she says to no one, holding up a bag like it’s a sacred relic. Her voice is higher now, breathier, like every word is sprinkled with glitter and exclamation points.

Her strides change—shorter, hips swaying like she’s floating instead of walking. Her hair? No longer practical, but long, platinum-blonde waves that bounce with every step. Extensions? No, she’s always worn it this way. Always loved it this way. She remembers learning to curl it in middle school with a pink iron her mom said was a waste of money. She remembers doodling hearts in her notebooks while barely listening to algebra. She remembers falling for Chad in tenth grade, and Dylan after, and—whatever, they were all cute.

Her thoughts are cotton-candy soft now, sticky-sweet and fleeting. You watch as she pauses at a kiosk mirror to check her lip gloss. Pink. Obviously. She pouts once, then smiles like she just remembered something funny—something vague and sparkly and totally not important. She digs through one of her bags, pulling out a sequined phone case and tapping away a text with both thumbs.

Her brain dances now from one thought to another like a butterfly in a garden of shiny things.

Her old sense of purpose? Gone. Overwritten.

Her friends remember her obsessing over boys, not internships. Her professors recall her as bubbly, not driven. Her past has adjusted, reshaped to match the present. No one questions it. No one could. Not even her.

She walks past you, humming a pop song, chewing bubblegum that didn’t exist moments ago. You hear her giggle again as her phone buzzes—probably a flirty text from someone named Brandon or Zayden or whatever name reality just slotted into her new glitter-soaked life.

You watch her disappear into the crowd, her brain now a glossy playground of crushes, outfits, and soft distractions. A character reborn.