Our TG Caption

"Hey babe, I'm here. You can be such a ditz sometimes, you don't recognize your own boyfriend ?"

She looks at you and seems a bit scared.

"Eww! Are you, like, joking? I'm fourteen and you're, like, totally old! Are you, like, gross? My boyfriend is a sixteen hunk, and he would totally never call me a ditz! I would, like, never date someone like you!