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It turns out the genie had pulled a prank on you and had simply made greg appear from the pokeball. No weird pokemon-human hybrid, no reality breaking device and no sexy women. Just greg. You both sit in an awkawrd silence as greg just starts humming to himself. You try to figure what song he is trying to hum and realise he is only humming one note. A B flat to be precise. You just gaze into the wall wondering how this happend, surely out of all the possible outcomes why did it have to be this one. You sit in silence for a further hour just thinking. Surely there had to be more to this than just greg.

You start to wonder about greg. What are his hobbies? What is his family like? You decide to break up the boredom by doing the unthinkable. You talk to greg.

"So greg how's your day going"

"Alright"

"Anything intresting happen"

"Not really"

You sigh realizing that the conversation is going nowhere. Hang on a minute. He said'not really', implying that something of some sort of intrest did occur. You use this as your moment to try and get some much needed character development on greg.

"So greg, are you sure nothing intresting has happened?"

"Well I did misplace my 5th favourite paper clip. Well it started with me flossing my teeth and on the 32nd stroke I began to think about what was the best shade of beige..."

This story appeared to go on for hours,woth each minute feeling like a year. You began to zone out from this monotone drone and by the end of the fifth hour you were nothing more than a mindless husk, hunched over drooling while listening to facts about the production of paper clips, there is no fun to be had with greg only suffering. It is written in scripture that once the universe has ended it will be as it had began with greg. Greg brought us into existence and only he has the honour of ending it. Greg has given you the mercy of death for you shall join him in organising his paper clip collection for all eternity.