Our TG Caption

You rub the statue, suddenly a female genie emerges from the lamp.
"Greetings master, I am the gen- tits? I HAVE TITS!?" The genie screams.
"Yeah, he or rather, "she" was a dude last time," your roommate explains. The genie turns toward your roommate.
"YOU! I told you to not touch the lamp! Now look what you have done!"
"Well maybe you should had foresaw this," you tell the genie.