Genie: Hello, you must be the person who was reading on this website.
Real Life You (or just RLY): Wait, I'm in the story?
Genie: Yes, you are now. See, I dragged you hear to fulfill the wish of the character "You". Not "you", but the character that is supposed to be you...or anyone else for that matter.
RLY: OK? But why me?
Genie: I can't conjure things from thin-air. So I need to change *something* into a girlfriend for the character, and you just happen to the closest person for me to transform at this moment!
RLY: WHAT!? NO! You can't do this!
Genie: Too late *zap*
RLY: AAAAHHHHHHH!