Our TG Caption

You feel like the genie could make it so you could get free stuff here, which would be very beneficial to your hobby of painting one room in your house over and over again with different color paints.
Your wish is granted. You feel a lot shorter and are having trouble seeing. You then notice that you became a little girl in a burglar Halloween costume. You are lost in the Home Depot now, and one of the workers walks up to you.
"Hello there, little girl. Have you lost your parents?"