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Meanwhile, up in New Brunswick, Canada, Derrick received the lamp. It took a few weeks for it to arrive in the mail, but it was finally here. Derrick, being raised by a strongly pastafarian cult, knew magic was real. When he saw the lamp on eBay, he knew this was his chance to summon his god.
When Derrick finally got his hands on the lamp, he gave it a rub and prayed that this would work. He closed his eyes, and the next thing he heard was a voice saying "You rang?"
Derrick looked and saw a genie in front of him.
"Please, all I wish for is to see an omen of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I look up to! I'll let you free after!" Derrick cried.
"As you wish," the genie replied.
The roof of the church is swept up in a storm of spaghetti and Derrick sees it.
His god.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
When Derrick finally got his hands on the lamp, he gave it a rub and prayed that this would work. He closed his eyes, and the next thing he heard was a voice saying "You rang?"
Derrick looked and saw a genie in front of him.
"Please, all I wish for is to see an omen of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I look up to! I'll let you free after!" Derrick cried.
"As you wish," the genie replied.
The roof of the church is swept up in a storm of spaghetti and Derrick sees it.
His god.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
Create your own Path!