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Farmer Bob calls the cow genie back one last time for the grand finale. He wishes that humanity would devolve to a point where everyone was a farmer, like the good old days. The genie grants this wish, and Farmer Bob becomes the leader of the farmers, as the alpha is chosen by the one who has the best milk from their cows, and your milk is superior to all the other cow milk from the rest of the farmers. Farmer King Bob declares all advancements made to be banned. Humanity must never get past the farming stage, as it is all downhill from here. You are stuck as a cow girl for all eternity, as the first wish made you immortal and unable to die or stop producing milk. But you don't care as long as you get the sweet, delicious, green grass.