Our TG Caption

You try to pick up the camera but it is actually fixed to the shelf that it is on. You give it a yank but it is firmly stuck. Turns out it is a security camera, disguised as a regular one.

A voice crackles over an intercom, "Leave my camera alone and get out of my store! Don't you know what's happening out there? This stuff could affect you in strange and mysterious ways...I don't know if you want to be caught up in it all!"