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You decide to bring the lamp to your work. You work at a Best Buy where you have to just walk around and answer questions issued to you by the customers. It pays horribly, has bad hours, and you really don't care for it much. But you absolutely could spice things up using a genie lamp. about halfway between the start of your shift and your lunch break, a mom comes over to you with her spoiled son, and asks you where she can buy a Xbox One for her darling child. You point to where it is but the mom says that those ones are too expensive, and if she could get it for all the cash she had on her at the time, which amounted to $76. You tell her no, but she gets pushy and threatens to complain to your manager. You then come up with a devious idea. You tell her that you will be back soon and that you'll get it for her now. You hide in the back room and begin to rub the lamp. A genie comes out and exclaims, "Hello, master, you know the genie drill! 3 wishes and then I leave! What is it you desire?" You come up with a few ideas on what to do to the mom.