Our TG Caption

You, being a lifeless loser who dwells on Tumblr, remember this post you saw. You figure that your new body would be perfect for testing this. You put all the normal groceries in the basket, and you head to the cashier, a guy who looks about college age. He begins to scan your items, and you moan quietly. He glances at you, but you give no acknowledgement of making the noise. You continue to moan louder on every item scanned, until you become loud enough to hear from a decent distance away. You scan the college kid and notice his erect dick, and realize you are turning him on. The next item you moan significantly louder, but no one else is within eye sight. The cashier quietly asks you to stop, and you notice a stain on the front of his pants. He then goes to scan the final item, and you prepare your loudest possible moan. He does it, and you perform a moan so loud, others could hear it from outside. The cashier's face goes red and runs off. You consider leaving, but then his manager comes out and kicks you out of the store without your groceries, and are banned from the place. It was worth it, though, solely for the cashier's reaction. You go to grab the lamp but then realize that you had it in the bag with your groceries, and you have to get back in the store if you want to turn back to yourself.