Jake agrees to meet you at the beach, where he usually hangs out. "If you've got a genie, there's only one thing we can do to test it out..." he says.
Jake rubs the lamp and the genie emerges. "I want you to turn one of us into a bikini babe!"
"What the hell, dude?" you exclaim.
"Relax, it's just a test. If it's real we'll still have two more wishes right?"
The genie claps his hands.