You wake up on the floor, tied up so you can't escape. You can see by the time on the clock that you've been out for just a few minutes, and don't have more than a minute before the shift. You see the intruder's mask and clothes laying on your sofa, and feel someone hold you down.
"Sorry sweetie, I can't let you up. You may be my son, but I'm getting a little old, and I'm not going to let myself get turned into some old man or something, I'm going to seize the opportunity. Just think of it as bonding time for you and me. Someday we'll get to experience motherhood together!"