Our TG Caption

You apologize to Earl, telling him you found in in his recycling bin once a while back, and you took it out of curiousity. Earl takes this quite well, and is willing to say nothing about it as long as you give it back. You agree to his demands, and pass the lamp to him. You continue along with your garage sale as normal. Nothing magical happens, but that's how you like life. Bland and not in jail.