You were knocked out by your shy and much older sister Alice, who's always loved you more than any sister ever should, she's always tried to keep you with her, but was rarely successful. Now that she's getting older, she's got a clock ticking over her head to get with you, and is extremely desperate. Alice was trying to find some dirt on you to get your girlfriend to break up with you when you came in, and she acted in the moment. Now she has every intention of marrying you and getting knocked up.