You take a purple pill. Almost immediately, you can feel its effects. It feels like the room is spinning. The people around you are walking in slow motion, then suddenly, they're walking fast, but backwards...? You scramble around the room, trying to find something to lean on. You lose track of time...you can't tell if you've been tripping for seconds or hours.
Finally, you start to come to. You grab your head and notice that both your hands and face feel much different. The Wave must have hit while you were tripping. You look around the room and notice the party is still going on, but everything looks much different. Elvis tunes are being played from phonograph in the corner.
Not only were you transformed into a woman, but the trip took you back in time!