Our TG Caption

"Eight makes a date!" Doug places the card on the lamp and shouts excitedly. He points at you. "I'm making you my date, bitch!"

"You wish I was your date, bro." You fire back.

"Hey, if you were a chick, I'd date you." Doug says.

Little do you realize, your conversation activated the magic of the lamp. As you pick up two cards, you feel two new weights on your chest. Blond hair flows down the sides of your feminine face as your clothes become a tight red dress.

You really did become Doug's perfect date!