Our TG Caption

"Yo, Doug...you gotta turn yourself back, man..." you advise your friend, "You don't wanna be stuck as a giraffe."

The genie takes a hit off the lamp and coughs. "Yo, Doug, I'm not changing you back until you tell me how long it takes for a giraffe to burp."

"Fine." says Doug "I wish to be back as a human...but like a normal human, who's sexy and cool and awesome and all that."

"Aight" says the genie. He blows a puff of smoke over Doug that completely transforms him.

"Whoa! Check me out!" says Doug "This stuff is really kicking in dude! C'mon, you take a hit!"

The transformed Doug offers you a joint.