Our TG Caption

You see a fat kid in front of you. You don't recognize him. He head-butts you right in the crotch and rushes inside your house. Turns out the little brat has been spying through your window. He's seen the lamp and he wants it.

You're still on the ground as he snatches it and rubs it. A genie emerges right there in your living room and grants the kid three wishes. You have no choice but to watch.