After your bath Jake takes you to his parents room. You expect him to have sex with you, but instead asks you to try on clothes.
“Why?” You ask, puzzled.
“Don’t babysitters play dress up with the little girls.”
“Again, I’m not a little kid. I’m a man!”
“Tsk, tsk. I would’ve thought you would have learned by now, but three strikes and you’re out.
Uh oh.