You see Eric about to lunge for the lamp so you swipe it away just before he grabs it. You are tired of him always trying to ruin your relationship.
“Eric, I hate how you always try break May and I apart. Whenever we are trying to have any fun ever, you always interrupt and ruin it. Now you are going to pay.”
You see Eric’s face filled with horror and May looking on with a sly grin on her face. You know exactly what to wish for.