You call your friend Doug
The phone rings and rings. Finally, Doug picks up.
"Bro, sorry. I'm so freaking high. If you wanted to hang out, you should have called me sooner!"
"Are you serious, man?" you respond, annoyed.
"Yo, you ever wonder what it would be like to be a giraffe? You could li-- *cack* *hyeek*
Doug coughs for several seconds until you get irritated and hang up.
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