Ricky is fat, and that’s all he has going for him. He’s a lot older than you; he’s more of a wacky uncle than your friend. He also lies about how cool his life is because deep down he’s a loser with no wife or job. He lives with his mother.
“That lamp looks fresh outta Arabia, boy!” He yelled when he got the lamp from you. “I would know, I went to worship there last summer with the Saudi king!”
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