Our TG Caption

"Yo, Doug." You knock at your friend's door. "Bro have I got a story for you!"

The door opens as the smoke clears to reveal your friend and his bloodshot eyes.

"Dude...I've been watching the nature channel, man...I saw this giraffe...and...I know it sounds crazy...but I like...bonded with this giraffe, man." Doug rambles.

"Whatever, dude." You say to Doug, "Listen, here's why I came by..."