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Suzie shuffles the card again. You look towards the stip club across the street hoping to gain your sexual preference back. As soon as the first person steps out, you pull a card. The only problem is that that person was candy, the sluttiest stripper at the club. She was just off her shift. You look at your card. It says sex drive. Uh oh. You suddenly feel an intense wave of pleasure and begin to moan.
“Give me another card! I feel so horny! Oooh.”
“Okay, okay. Here”
You quickly search around to choose on Candy again, but she turned a corner and you accidentally chose a 4 year old playing dolls with her friends next to her mom. You turn your card over.
“Oh no.”
“What?”
“I accidentally chose a little kid and I got iq.”
“Uh oh.”
“Why are you like, saying uh oh. My brainie thingy feels like, super gooder now.”
“I think you might be a bimbo now.”
“What’s like, a bimbo? Is that like, a totally sexy girl like me who gets like, all the hunks.”
“Oh no. What am I going to do?”