"Why weren't you at work today?!" your co-worker asks. "This is getting old, man."
"I went to work!" you protest.
"Look, I know you're working two jobs, but if you can't handle real work then you need to admit it." Al leans in and then catches a whiff of Doug's weed on you, "Screw it, you're a lost cause..."
Al turns to exit. You try to get up but you're kind of high and a little dizzy. You brush the lamp and a genie emerges, offering you three wishes.
Still struggling to your feet, you point at Al and say "You can start by getting rid of that dick!"
As Al turns to close the door, he is struck by a burst of energy from the genie, who gets rid of his dick and turns him into a woman named Alisa.