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How is it that these incredibly rich people can churn out such a crappy team and still be on top?!

You make a knee-jerk reaction and use the lamp to wish that YOU could be the type of rich and powerful business owner that controls and entire franchise.

Because this is a TG story, blonde hair flows from your scalp as breasts emerge from your chest and your hips widen as you become a woman...specifically Jeanie Buss, owner of the LA Lakers.